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Lady of the Week is back! Last week was all sorts of crazy, so regrettably I couldn’t share my latest internet soul sistah with you all. So here she is – meet Natasia Langfelder, aka, Hot Femme in NYC. An entertainment writer from the city that never sleeps, Natasia’s blog is full to the brim with anecdotes about the life of a yummy young lady living the rainbow life in New York City. Need advice on dating? On breaking up? On coming out to your religious and conservative parents? Or maybe you just want some LOLs and want to understand the dating scene of the LGB crowd. Natasia delivers the funneh with her signature sparkling wit. She was delighted to hop on the good ship and answer a few of my questions. Enjoy! And be sure to check out her work.

Who are you? And what is your business here?!
Hi, I’m Natasia and my business is the funny. Also I go down on other chicks, so we have that in common.  Call me!

I’ve been the features editor at a few online LGBT websites and I was focused on celebrity news that would be of interest to the LGBT community. What I learned from that is that there’s not a ton of interest in what Angelina and Brad are doing. Generally, gays want to know about other gays and have fun instead of gossiping about celebrities. So I took my crazy to WordPress.

I’m trying to create a space that will entertain gay girls while also giving some hints about the nuances of queer dating, romance, fashion and the social scene in general. I would really like to help people find, get and keep the girl of their dreams. Or at least get laid once in awhile. My blog is shaped by my personal experiences in the queer world (aka what I did last night) as well as by feedback from the delightful ladies who write to me for advice. So each post is here and queer even if we aren’t talking straight up vadge.

Describe what your blog is about for the hapless hetero or discerning bi-curious.
Straight people: We aren’t that different from you! We care about how we look, fitting in, how to ask out the hot woman sitting next to us and if you tickle us, we laugh. (Holla Shakespeare) My blog is about all the things that you care about, but with a queer slant. Like, if the world was reversed and there were more gay people than straight people and you all had to be the loser best friend instead of the star? That’s my blog.

Oh are you bi-curious? Call me. I can help.

What does being a femme mean to you?
To me, Femme is less about how you look on the outside and more about who you are on the inside. It means being compassionate, empathetic, staying true to yourself and showing respect for others, probably while wearing heels. A Femme should build up her partner, make her feel sexy, strong and special. There’s no love like femme love.

Do you think the Kinsey scale is relevant? Where do you think you fall?
I think the Kinsey scale is an easy way to pretend to quantify sexuality and that’s something people feel a deep need for. If we can break sexuality down and give it a number, it becomes something we can more easily process. So not too relevant. Love and sex are too messy for numbers.

But if we are playing this game, I’m probably a 5. Which means I’m mostly a huge muffdiver who fell onto a few guys. Everyone is so sexually fluid these days and I’m not! I feel left out and boring. BUT before I dated women, I had some really great boyfriends that I’m still very close with. I would never want to trivialize my relationships or my connections with them. But I’m 99.9% sure I would never, ever choose to be with a man again; which is great news for my wife.

What are the most annoying misconceptions about gay girls?
That we are all attracted to straight women. It drives me crazy. I’m more into chicks that like chicks. We’ve all had that moment when your straight acquaintance is drunk at the bar and wants you to tell her she’s the prettiest princess you ever had a shot with. “Yes, you are pretty. No I don’t think you are hotter than the dyke who works in the mail room at my office. Yes, women who look like men do turn me on and no, I won’t tell you why.”

Also, no we are not all ugmos who are just gay because we can’t get men. If we are conventionally pretty, we are not just waiting for the right guy. Oh and duh, no threesomes that involve a guy.

Whether for eyecandy or inspirational reasons, what women do you adore or admire?
I adore Margaret Atwood. Her writing is so beautiful it makes me cry in frustration because I want to be able to create that so badly. Angst, it’s a helluva feeling.

I also admire Katherine Moennig. Both for being sexy and making me think seriously about developing an eating disorder. I never feel very “Shane” but one day I would like to.

Do you have any advice for girls ready (or not so ready) to come out?
Life is too short to stay in the closet. Unless you rely on your parents for financial support and there is a chance they will kick you out of the house, just come out. When I came out, my best friend cried because I had kept it a secret from her. It hurt her feelings that I thought she wouldn’t understand. I have been continually surprised by how amazing my friends and family are. Give yours credit more credit than I did. Living an honest life will make you and your loved ones feel more at peace. Plus girl on girl is awesome, so go get it.

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Elsewhere in the blogosphere…

I love a good visualised pun! Photo via AllTop

Purple Power delivers an almighty blow to inequality as NY State legalises gay marriage!  Yesterday was a day to mark history (and herstory!). However, the state law is buried under a messy heap of federal legislation, which might mean that all the young and hot things in love out there might not be getting a break on their taxes.

I Am Not My Uterus – This is the blog post that had the Twitter kids slinging mud pies at each other all week. Clem Bastow’s article in defense of deliberately barren women polarised the blogosphere into two groups – those already on a vitally important errand to Babyco, and those who’d rather toss the baby out with the bath water (kidding! Kind of). Women who’ve remained childless rallied in defense of Clem (myself included), whilst mothers and fathers alike saw it as an attack on their choices, an immoral decision, or clearly in breach of what mother nature intended.

Miss Bastow, you would be best to simply stay silent rather than use your words to spread your own negativity, weirdness and confusion. Too many young women (and men) have been encouraged to supress their natural inclinations by the likes of you to their regret latter.

The reality of nature can not be altered by newspapers articles: reliable female fertillity is only between the ages of about 18-35 and once the opportunity is gone, it is gone forever. Young men and women waste enough time building a carear without you demoralising them.

Coming from a family of women who have all decided to marry and have children late (or sometimes, not at all), any plans for me personally getting up the duff are yet to be conceived. However, but the government focuses on working families, and even Barbie gets pregnant, I can’t help but feel that it’s expected of me. However, doesn’t everyone feel as though something is expected of them? Women with children feel pressured to raise perfect children and somehow climb the corporate ladder simultaneously, whilst women without children feel like they’re being vilified for putting themselves first. Whether you’re a mother or not, women are defined by their (lack of) children.
Unravelling Blake Lively – Is it a bubbly facade? What is this amazonian beauty like when the camera isn’t rolling? Just who is this blonde icon with enough charm to get the Queen of England naked? Can she stand on her own two feet or does she need to lean on the likes of Leo and teeter on her Loubotins to get ahead? Blake Lively represents a sort of obsession with celebrity. She’s seemingly perfect – a bangin’ body fit for a swimsuit campaign, she’s tight with the emperor and empress of fashion themselves, Karl Lagerfield and Anna Wintour, and also has claim to the lead role in the hottest teen drama since we were welcomed to the OC, bitch. And she has really, really pretty hair. But is she as credible as she seems? Can she act? Can she do the splits? How much wood would a Blake Lively chuck if a Blake lively could chuck wood?

Blake has effectively created a brand for herself. She’s a hustler, climbing up that A-List ladder towards shooting-stardom. She’s working it because she realises that it’s a long way to the top if you want to rock and roll, and you can’t get by without a little help from your Hollywood friends. And if her tabloid covers are anything to go by, it appears to be working. You know you love her.

Ms. Magazine interviews everyone’s favourite huggable green gargantuan, Feminist Hulk. Hulk talks about endless waves of loving smash, his effective abuse of the caps-lock, and the never ending fight to destroy bull-shit.
The sexually abusive tradie as a stereotype – Bitch magazine discusses the prescriptive stereotype of the objectifying construction worker. Is it a self-fulfilling prophecy? Is it a case of having the name so adopting the game?

It’s probably for this reason that working class men are complained about so frequently at talks on street harassment, depicted alongside news articles and blog posts about the issue, and featured in anti-street harassment videos – all of which reify the idea that working class men are harassers. This classist framework really bothers me. Maybe it’s because I grew up working class and my step-father is a truck driver — a profession that’s often perceived as being full of men who demonstrate lewd behavior (a stereotype that contributes to the erasure of the growing number (5%) of women in the industry, but I digress) — that I am resistant to such overarching characterizations. My familiarity with men in these fields makes me sympathetic to arguments of perception vs. intention. Social behaviors differ across class identification, and what may be deemed “crass” or “trashy” or “inappropriate” according to middle or upper class values might be entirely acceptable in my family’s neck of the woods. So, whose standards should get top billing?

Photo: AP/Tina Fineberg via Bitch Media

Another Bridesmaids review. I couldn’t not mention Kristin’s Wigg’s debut film. Most reviews are so quick to confirm that Bridesmaids is so cool! Because it’s like the Hangover! But for chicks! It has fart jokes AND Rose Bryne! Winning! This one’s for those who aren’t stuck in the body of a teenage boy and are a little apprehensive about seeing the female cinematic incarnation of a Judd Appatow film.

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Style Bloggers and the Form/Function debate (and no, I’m not being ironic) – Are they more than just a pretty face? Are style blogs narcissistic mediums for cashed up clothes horses? Are bloggers lives a precious commodity? Could they die in a freak gasoline accident?  Fashion blogs are another form of fashion escapism, except much more affordable, accessible and personable. They blur the line between consumer culture and personal gratification with their diary-like form. We want to know the chick in the knitted jumper (isn’t even Russh employing this personability into their magazine shoots now?), but we also love honest fashion advice. We imagine that the blogger is just like us, although it might not always be the case (many already have profiles within the fashion industry or connections of the monetary or human variety). “Fashion bloggers,” argues author Lauren Burvill, “are undeniably successful. But at what price to the industry?” I don’t think they’re costing the industry – they’re just a new guarde of stylists.

Photo: Gary Pepper Vintage

BFFs are like a good wine – they get better with age.

“Humans are hard-wired to attach in a non-romantic way. There are evolutionary advantages for women to bond: to take care of each other, to provide a community and share responsibilities that increase the likelihood of survival,” Saltz says. “But friendships also fend off loneliness and depression.” – Gail Saltz, clinical associate professor of psychiatry at New York-Presbyterian Hospital/Weill Cornell Medical Center.

S.E Smith from This ‘Aint Livin’ talks about sexism and the female journalist. It’s a must read for any investigative lass.

For women in journalism, the undercurrent of sexism is always there and they’re often told to ignore it. Just focus on the story. Or manipulate it to your advantage (because women, you know, they are always about the feminine wiles and exploiting situations whenever possible). Definitely don’t complain, because if you do, you might get taken off the story and reassigned to the gardening desk. If you’re bothered that stories about women end up in the ‘life and style’ section you would do well to keep it to yourself, because no one wants to hear about it. The sexism is just an occupational hazard, you see, it is part of the job.

Katie Holmes uses her almighty Kegel muscles to squeeze the scoop out of her interviewees in Thank You For Smoking.

Nubby Twiglet has compiled a list of the best eye candy of the glossy variety. LOOK AT THE PURRDDYY.

Girl With a Satchel gives Cleo a high five for 10-page happiness special, but brandishes her digital wooden spoon for contradicting their soft-feminism with cover girl Beyonce’s bandaged body suit.

My new favourite website Autostraddle does the most hilariously accurate recap of the latest gay-centric episode of Pretty Little Liars. PLL is cat-nip for sapphic sisters – this show is FUCKING LADEN with lesbian undertones.

Spencer, you're looking very Shane today.

And to finish off your week with a ball-bashing to wet weather blues, here’s some wise words from all time bodacious babe Marilyn Monroe over at Yes and Yes.

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This week’s round-up of productive procrastination! Random tidbits, tasty morsels for the bored, food for the soul and social commentary.

Skechers is sexist and hates cupcakes – Uh, wow. This advertisement is all kinds of creepy. Don’t run from cupcakes, girls!. But maybe run away from a Candy BBQ.

Sistah be doin’ it for sistahood! Kristin Wiig has a new movie coming out, and it’s your duty as a 21st Century grrrl to go see it!

Speaking of female comedians, growing up, I was never a fan of the Roseanne show. Most of the jokes flew over my head and my father was king of the remote control anyways and the show wasn’t to his liking. Now I’m 23 (almost!), I possess the cynicism that one can only acquire with age, and now I kind of appreciate the wise-ass parents and the wise-ass kids. Roseanne wears flannel, she over-eats, makes fun of her children behind their backs and has this absurd love/hate relationship with her mother and sister. Roseanne really reveals how imperfect modern families are – and it’s hilarious! Love her or hate her, Roseanne Barr changed the comedy industry for women. But she had to play hard ball to do it.

It didn’t take long for me to get a taste of the staggering sexism and class bigotry that would make the first season of Roseanne god-awful. It was at the premiere party when I learned that my stories and ideas—and the ideas of my sister and my first husband, Bill—had been stolen. The pilot was screened, and I saw the opening credits for the first time, which included this: CREATED BY MATT WILLIAMS. I was devastated and felt so betrayed that I stood up and left the party. Not one person noticed.

Facebook in real life - Bright star Natalia (hola, girl!) over at Mamma Mia bought my attention to the Hungry Beast’s video. It’s about how Facebook’s codes of social etiquette fail to apply to real life situations. It’s funny, and I get the point they’re making. Why on earth are we broadcasting to the world that we’re drinking a slurpy? Or that we’re gay, or straight, or our favourite movie is fightclub, or our email server of choice? But the interwebs is not real life. And that’s what makes it so fun, and at times a little scary.

Which brings me to this post by Rachel Hills about the ‘”Ga-Ga-esque pyrotechnics” of the internet.

Sometimes the grubbiness runs deeper. A sense that what some people are saying, at least, is all bullshit; jostling; self-aggrandising. A product of a hope on their part that if you say something often enough, it will become true.

Part of the problem is what Mills touches upon in his post: the fact that social media is a public space. A more public space than the places we used to think of as public spaces, even. When it comes to social media, almost everything happens “on stage”. Even something like Facebook, which drew its initial appeal from the promise that it was a walled online garden where we could freely be ourselves, has long since become anything but that.

More privacy drama surrounding Facebook. The Sydney Morning Herald describes it as “‘men’s only” Facebook group” which “features hundreds of images of women in bikinis and lingerie, obtained from the personal Facebook photo albums of the members’ female friends”. One of the girls’ whose photos were uploaded without her consent said – “I’m a little bit angry, to be honest. If it was one of my friends who has copied a photo of me to put on a public website and not let me know then I’d feel extremely betrayed.” Unfortunately, there aren’t any laws at the moment outlawing the sharing of images from social media websites. I’m speculating that the owners of the Brocial Network will probably retaliate with a backlash against these women, who probably shouldn’t post these images because they’re all just asking for attention and should be flattered by their manliness and overwhelmingly mature response to the female form, right? I have photos on my facebook of myself in a bikini. I don’t post them for attention, or so all the boyz will lyk me and think I’m hawt. I think the Brocial Network is just another form of ‘slut-shaming’, and a means to ingrain this idea that female bodies are public property.

In defense of hipsters – I like bikes. Old bikes. I hate Ikea. I enjoy wearing ugly jumpers and some of the so called music I like is more akin to an orgy of broken computers. Does this make me a hipster? Maybe. But I also like Usher! And television! And sometimes I get my coffee from Gloria Jeans! Hipster-dom is starting to define my generation. That is, my generation is defining themselves with stuff from past generations. A disdain for capitalism and mass-manufacturing. Vintage furniture. Mustaches. Granny’s cardigans. Obscure music. Obscure type-faces. Obscure anything, really. But what exactly is so wrong with widening your tastes and exploring other than what is right in front of you?

The aesthetic is about being appreciative of things that have been made with care and consideration, like beautiful bikes and hand-crafted fonts. Not to take the piss or because they can’t think of anything new themselves, but because they appreciate things that were done well…in contrast to the mass-produced gunk they grew up around. Hipster culture cherry-picks the best of the new and the old.

The Emotional Guidance System – Sometimes, I feel like my days are ruled by polar opposite emotions. I feel either jubilant, or severely bed-ridden with pessimism and a severe case of Angry Princess Bitchface. I’m walking on sunshine or having an inner monologue about hating everyone and everything, including myself. Jetta’s post over at The Radical Uprise really helped me visual my emotions on the scale. She talks about Jerry and Esther Hick’s Emotional Guidance System, which kind of entails you to see your emotions as a kind of ladder. You gotta work up that thing if you wanna get to the top, sugar. I usually describe my moods as shit, less shit, pretty good and super-fucking great thank you sir, but this way’s a lot better.

Bin it, baby – As a reformed hoarder and an obsessive chucker-outerer (yes I made that word up. Copyright Camilla Peffer 2011 etc), I never shy away from preaching the benefits of simplistic living. When I moved to Perth a month ago, I was living out of a suitcase for three weeks. It’s surprising how much you can get by without. I really did have an urge to watch 500 Days of Summer so not having my DVD collection kind of sucked, but the quality of my life wasn’t exactly lacking or anything without it. When all my stuff arrived (one week late I might add!), I found myself listing a whole heap of unwanted clothes on eBay. Not sure why I ever had that puffy-sleeved gold Michael Jackson jacket.

How the Bachelor in Bugger All can help you get ahead – Whilst applying to universities this week (I got into Murdoch! Yay! But I really have my fingers crossed for Curtin!), I needed a reminder of why I’m putting myself through three years of caffeine induced brainstorming, midnight essays and often times cold, distant institutionalised learning. Does my distinction average really count for anything? Could I be doing something more? Sarah Von over at Yes and Yes says it’s all about the extra that provide the extra icing on your resume cake.

More than your degree, your work experience, personality, connections and work ethic will help you find a job. If you’ve got a few good internships, knowledge of the appropriate software, a friendly demeanor and a buddy in the company, it probably won’t matter if your degree is in underwater basket weaving – you’ll be in.

Who hasn’t worked a crummy job before? Who isn’t working a crummy job right now? The next time I take on a bottom rung position and find myself ordered to decorate bathrooms again, I’m going to remind myself of Melissa Febos’ story. We all start out somewhere as a worm beneath the dirt, so we may as well create some crazy anecdotes to impress aquaintances!

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